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Hey, Mike...
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How did it go in Paris
with Caitlin?
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Best day of my life.
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I fly in at the 11th hour,
tell her I love her,
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she calls off the wedding.
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Wow. I can't believe
you flew to Paris.
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It was pretty reasonable,
actually.
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Airline ticket... $500,
hotel suite... $250,
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stealing someone's fianc?e...
priceless.
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No one knows
about this, right?
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I told you
I'd cover for you,
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I covered for you.
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Hey, Mike, how was your tour
of that prison upstate?
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Carter, uh, told you
about that, huh?
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Yes, he did!
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Michael! Welcome home!
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How was your aunt's birthday
in Texas?
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It's boring to tell
the same story.
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Aunt? I thought you
were touring a prison upstate.
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I-I was...
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With my aunt...
In upstate Texas.
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We, uh, had a hot meal...
Worked out in the yard.
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I even took a picture of her
in the electric chair.
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Welcome back, Mike!
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How was the dude ranch?
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Okay, here we go.
[CLEARS THROAT]
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Took aunt to prison...
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Convict breakout...
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Gave chase...
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Bloodhounds led us
to dude ranch.
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That's all I did on my day off,
right, Carter?
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Definitely, Mike.
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Hey, Mike, how was Paris
with Caitlin?
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Couldn't top the dude ranch.
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Okay, first item...
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the mayor awarded first prize
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at the westminster dog show
yesterday.
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The winning poodle
was so grateful,
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he made mad love
to the mayor's shin.
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So the problem is
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there's a picture of a poodle
humping the mayor's leg?
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No, the bad news is
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there's video of the mayor
punting the poodle...
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...into the cheap seats.
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That poor dog.
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Come on.
He knew the risks.
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You don't see any of us running
around humping people's legs.
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With the obvious exception
of Stuart.
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Subways get crowded.
I'm just an opportunist.
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Anyway, to make amends
to the animal lovers,
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Carter, you're gonna supervise
the mayor
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in a promo shoot
for the a.S.P.C.A.
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Hey, everyone.
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Hey, Mike.
How was cub-scout camp?
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Okay, first of all, we agreed
it was extreme survival camp.
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Second of all,
they already know.
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Okay, everybody, listen up.
I'm gonna say this once.
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Caitlin and I
are a couple now.
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But that doesn't change anything
around here.
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It's business as usual.
You understand?
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Absolutely.
Absolutely.
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Caitlin, I read
your fundraising proposal.
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I got to say, I liked it.
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Aww. Aww. Aww.
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I'd really love it
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if you could give me
some feedback later on.
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Ooh. Ooh. Ooh.
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All right. If I hear
one more "ooh" or "aww,"
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it's gonna be followed
by an "oww."
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All right.
Now, everybody out.
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[SIGHS]
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That went well.
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Yeah, I thought so.
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I'm glad everybody knows
we're together.
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Why?
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Well, because
you are smokin'...
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And smart and stuff.
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Well, I am really glad
everyone knows we're dating.
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The key is
to keep things professional.
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Yeah.
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We'll just establish
appropriate boundaries.
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Yeah. Yeah.
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For example,
if I were to touch you here...
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That'd be appropriate.
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But then, if I were
to slide my hand right here,
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what would that be?
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Well, first of all,
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let me say how much
I enjoyed the slide.
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But still appropriate?
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Oh, absolutely.
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However,
if my hands were to...
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to find their way here...
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That would raise
some eyebrows.
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But then, if my hands were
to find their way here...
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That would raise
a little more than eyebrows.
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Wow.
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Somebody
has been working out.
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It's all natural, baby.
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You can stop flexing now.
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Oh, thank God.
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I don't know why
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they're making me shoot
this stupid commercial.
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Sir, you punted a dog
20 yards.
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Carter, please.
It was at least 50.
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I caught that sucker
right on the laces.
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Okay, we're ready here.
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Where is rags?
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He's in his trailer.
I'll get him.
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There he is
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there he is
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we were told rags was a dog.
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And action!
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Hi, I'm Randall Winston,
and my little friend h...
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sir, sir...
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You got him
facing the wrong direction.
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If you say so.
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[CLEARS THROAT]
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All right?
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Hi, I'm Randall Winston...
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you know...
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Could you turn him back
the other way?
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Hi.
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Can I help you?
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Oh, I don't think so.
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I'm looking for
the incredibly handsome guy
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who flew to Paris
and swept me off my feet.
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He had to step out
for a minute.
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Would you like to leave
a message?
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Yeah, tell him this...
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I'm sorry.
I missed that last part.
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You want to give me that
one more time,
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just a little more slowly?
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Oh.
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There is so much
I want us to do together.
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Like have sex?
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Like this summer,
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we could get a house
at the shore.
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Ooh. Beach sex.
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And at Christmas, we can go
to Vermont, see my family.
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Everyone gets together.
There's eggnog and sleigh rides.
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Holiday sex.
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I am beginning to think
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that you have
a one-track mind.
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No. Frankly, that offends me.
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I think we should sit here
and discuss this
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like two mature...
Naked adults.
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Mike, I'm serious.
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I don't want this relationship
just to be physical.
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Caitlin, I love you.
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I-I can't believe
you're even saying this.
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Paris was the most romantic
weekend of my life.
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We didn't even have sex.
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I'm sorry.
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I guess I just know
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that you have a history with
women of being... Not unshallow.
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Did you...
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did you
just call me "shallow"?
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No, I called you
"not unshallow."
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Well, you know what?
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I-I'm gonna prove to you
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just how...
Not unwrong you are.
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I'm gonna go one week
without having sex with you.
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I'm sorry to have to do that
to you, but...
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Mike, you are overreacting.
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No, no, no, I don't want there
to be any doubt
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as to where my heart is.
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So for the next seven days,
the kitchen... Is closed.
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Mike, you don't have to
do this.
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What's that I hear?
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Someone's stomach growling?
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Someone lookin'
for a little snack?
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A little p.B. And Mike?
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A bowl of Mikey flakes?
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Spaghetti and Mike balls?
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Not happenin', baby.
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Fine. I guess I'll just get
my meals somewhere else.
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Damn right you will.
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Wait a minute!
What does that mean exactly?!
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Oh. I hate that smell.
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Yeah, I know.
It's this stupid dog.
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Rags is wearing
your paco rabanne?
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You know,
Carter talked me into
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dragging him around all week
for my image.
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It's driving me crazy.
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You know,
he doesn't rescue children,
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solve crimes...
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...or do any of those things
that movie dogs do.
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He just sits there,
staring at me...
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With those big brown eyes.
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He seems to know
what I'm thinking,
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and yet,
he doesn't pass judgment.
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Sir...
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You know, I haven't felt
this loved
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since nanny number seven.
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It's 3:00. You have a meeting with
the appropriations committee.
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Well, reschedule it.
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I'm gonna be tied up
all afternoon
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with councilman
cuddly wuddly.
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Are you still playing
hard to get?
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Playing?
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This is no game, missy.
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Well, that's too bad,
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because I was thinking we could
go back to your place tonight,
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and I could give you
a sponge bath.
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I-I was thinking
we could go to the library
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and discuss
our favorite books.
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I want you to spank me.
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I want to meet
your parents.
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I want to tie you up
and... Smear you with honey.
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I want to take you to the park
and make you a picnic.
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You're goin' down.
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Not for another six days.
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You make me sick.
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Caitlin.
W-what are you doing here?
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My shower's broken,
and I thought I'd use yours.
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I am... So... Dirty.
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Well, you're in luck.
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I just bought soap.
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But, Mike, I wanted to have fun
in the shower.
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You are never gonna make it
six days.
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I already made it five.
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It's only been one.
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You gotta be kidding me!
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I've never known a girl
like you before
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Now just like any song
from days of yore
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Here you come a-knocking,
knocking on my door
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Well, I never met a girl
like you before
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You give me just a taste
so I want more
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My hands are bleeding
and my knees are raw
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'Cause now you got me
crawling
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Crawling on the floor
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and I've never known a girl
like you before
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Never, never, never, never
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never known a girl
like you before
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But now you've come along
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yes, you've come along
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and I've never met a girl
like you before
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Hey, Mike!
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Hey, Mike!
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[SANDER STOPS HUMMING]
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What are you doing?
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I was thinking on my jog in
from my morning swim
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that I should probably shampoo
these carpets.
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Then I rolled back this ratty,
old rug and what do you know...
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I have hardwood floors.
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I have hardwood.
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Mike, you can't channel
all your pent-up sexual energy
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into new floors and...
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Did you put in bay windows?
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I just gotta get through
the next 10 hours.
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Okay, look, if you're not
gonna have sex with her,
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at least
release a little pressure.
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Gotcha.
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You know, take matters
into your own hands.
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No, Stuart, I'm gonna go
old school on this.
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Mike, we don't need
any heroes.
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I'm gonna be fine.
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Caitlin thinks she's getting
to me, but she's not.
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Okay, Mike.
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Nikki, for the love of God,
will you put some clothes on?!
261
00:15:03,406 --> 00:15:06,574
Did you talk to him?
262
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He's goin' old school.
263
00:15:08,116 --> 00:15:09,849
Hey, Mike,
maintenance called.
264
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Furnace is on the Fritz,
265
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so there won't be
any hot water today.
266
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Like hell there won't.
267
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I'm going
to the furnace room.
268
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For crying out loud,
put some clothes on.
269
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He's goin' old school.
270
00:15:30,617 --> 00:15:34,053
And then the big dog huffed
and he puffed,
271
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and he blew the house down.
272
00:15:36,186 --> 00:15:37,820
Okay, sir.
273
00:15:37,778 --> 00:15:40,479
I think we've milked this dog
thing for all we can get.
274
00:15:40,387 --> 00:15:43,056
I hope keeping him with you
hasn't been too much trouble.
275
00:15:42,966 --> 00:15:44,433
Oh, no, not at all.
276
00:15:44,398 --> 00:15:49,335
It gave me and Prescott
a chance to bond.
277
00:15:49,140 --> 00:15:50,406
Sir, his name is rags.
278
00:15:50,381 --> 00:15:54,450
Yes, and quite honestly,
he never liked that name.
279
00:15:54,296 --> 00:15:56,264
The two of you
had a conversation, huh?
280
00:15:56,205 --> 00:15:57,872
What else did "Prescott" say?
281
00:16:03,430 --> 00:16:08,634
He doesn't want to be
your dog anymore.
282
00:16:08,427 --> 00:16:10,328
Okay, sir, I lent him to you
for a few days,
283
00:16:10,272 --> 00:16:11,939
and now
I'm gonna take him back.
284
00:16:11,896 --> 00:16:15,132
Okay, Carter,
I'll level with you.
285
00:16:15,015 --> 00:16:17,583
Prescott and I never talked.
286
00:16:17,497 --> 00:16:19,332
But this past week,
287
00:16:19,280 --> 00:16:23,082
we have developed
a very, very special bond.
288
00:16:22,939 --> 00:16:24,206
Yes, we have.
289
00:16:24,180 --> 00:16:27,415
You have no idea
what that's like.
290
00:16:27,299 --> 00:16:28,566
Are you kidding?
291
00:16:28,540 --> 00:16:31,776
Rags is like an older brother
to me.
292
00:16:31,659 --> 00:16:35,228
Besides, you said
you weren't a dog person.
293
00:16:35,097 --> 00:16:36,731
Shh. I was...
294
00:16:36,688 --> 00:16:39,490
I was wrong about that...
295
00:16:39,394 --> 00:16:43,730
And about
my guns for knives program.
296
00:16:45,314 --> 00:16:47,047
Carter!
297
00:16:47,000 --> 00:16:49,402
Please.
298
00:16:49,323 --> 00:16:52,458
Let me at least
spend the evening with him
299
00:16:52,346 --> 00:16:53,680
to say goodbye.
300
00:16:53,652 --> 00:16:54,785
All right, all right.
301
00:16:54,766 --> 00:16:57,834
But I'll be back for him
first thing in the morning.
302
00:16:57,726 --> 00:17:00,227
Thank you.
You won't regret it.
303
00:17:04,344 --> 00:17:05,812
Okay, Prescott,
304
00:17:05,777 --> 00:17:09,713
if you want to go back
with Carter, move.
305
00:17:14,625 --> 00:17:18,761
I thought so!
306
00:17:18,603 --> 00:17:21,405
Hello? Anybody here?
307
00:17:21,308 --> 00:17:24,477
[DOOR CLOSES]
308
00:17:24,364 --> 00:17:26,499
Just you and me.
309
00:17:26,433 --> 00:17:29,334
I take it there's nothing wrong
with the furnace.
310
00:17:29,234 --> 00:17:32,470
It feels pretty hot
in here to me.
311
00:17:33,498 --> 00:17:35,499
That's a nice try, Caitlin.
312
00:17:38,400 --> 00:17:40,601
Oh, I get it.
313
00:17:40,532 --> 00:17:43,033
You think all you have to do
is lock me in a confined space
314
00:17:42,951 --> 00:17:44,317
and I'll crack?
315
00:17:44,287 --> 00:17:47,389
Stuart told me about
your boiler-room fantasy.
316
00:17:47,279 --> 00:17:50,481
Ha! Caitlin, if that's the best
you can do...
317
00:17:50,366 --> 00:17:54,102
right down
to the 2-piece janitor uniform.
318
00:17:53,962 --> 00:17:56,364
Help! Stuart!
319
00:17:56,286 --> 00:17:57,954
Help me!
320
00:17:57,909 --> 00:18:00,511
Scream all you want.
No one can hear you.
321
00:18:04,879 --> 00:18:05,780
Stuart!!
322
00:18:05,770 --> 00:18:07,104
Help me! Help!
323
00:18:07,075 --> 00:18:08,208
Help!!
324
00:18:08,188 --> 00:18:11,223
Caitlin wants me
to have sex with her!
325
00:18:11,117 --> 00:18:12,250
Help!
326
00:18:12,231 --> 00:18:16,734
God help me!
She's got a mop!
327
00:18:22,638 --> 00:18:27,308
4...3...2...1...
328
00:18:27,126 --> 00:18:28,092
Midnight.
329
00:18:28,081 --> 00:18:29,681
And go!
330
00:18:32,313 --> 00:18:35,983
So... How does it feel to be
with the king of willpower?
331
00:18:35,846 --> 00:18:38,514
I've got to admit,
I never thought you'd make it.
332
00:18:38,423 --> 00:18:40,625
- I am impressed.
- Yeah, well, you know,
333
00:18:40,556 --> 00:18:43,257
some people are blessed
with self-restraint.
334
00:18:43,166 --> 00:18:45,601
Stick with me,
you might learn something.
335
00:18:45,522 --> 00:18:48,557
Wait. Are you saying
I don't have self-restraint?
336
00:18:48,449 --> 00:18:50,984
Well, you know,
let's face it...
337
00:18:50,900 --> 00:18:54,569
that boiler-room thing
wasn't just for my benefit.
338
00:18:54,432 --> 00:18:55,966
I could go a week easy.
339
00:18:55,928 --> 00:18:57,195
Ha.
340
00:18:57,169 --> 00:18:59,304
- I could go two.
- Ha ha.
341
00:18:59,270 --> 00:19:00,370
Ugh!
342
00:19:00,352 --> 00:19:02,420
Wait a minute.
Where are you going?
343
00:19:02,357 --> 00:19:03,791
I'll meet you back here
in two weeks.
344
00:19:03,757 --> 00:19:05,758
No, Caitlin, Caitlin.
Caitlin, wait!
345
00:19:05,698 --> 00:19:08,001
I believe you!
346
00:19:07,927 --> 00:19:09,660
[SIGHS]
347
00:19:17,284 --> 00:19:19,384
[SANDER HUMMING]
348
00:19:24,827 --> 00:19:27,862
Well, Prescott,
I guess this is it.
349
00:19:29,633 --> 00:19:33,569
We both knew
it couldn't last forever.
350
00:19:33,419 --> 00:19:38,557
But just know that every time
I look at these stains,
351
00:19:38,353 --> 00:19:40,254
I'll think of you.
352
00:19:42,172 --> 00:19:45,141
Please... No tears.
353
00:19:46,691 --> 00:19:49,559
[CRYING]
Oh, you're stronger than I am.
354
00:19:49,460 --> 00:19:54,364
Sir, you're, um...
You're talking to his ass.
355
00:19:54,171 --> 00:19:56,638
I know.
I already did the other end.
356
00:20:54,318 --> 00:20:56,919
- [MAN] Sit, ubu, sit. Good dog.
- [UBU BARKS]
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